snitch-was-here

just realised its been months since i posted anything, been waaay busy with freelance.
all good i guess but means i havent had much time to paint anything just to amuse myself.
so now i'm living in a beautiful old house all on my own in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by fields, woods,
deer and pheasants, the sun is shining and i've just posted a new piece of personal work.
it's called spacepiss. go have a look!

sorry for being ignorant, and thanks to everyone who gave me one, but what IS a llama badge??

just had a massive stroke, he just went from being my hero to being a lump of shit in a bed who cant move or talk. just lies there dribbling and the only bit of him thats left is his eyes looking scared like he's in there somewhere but his body wont let him out...what are you meant to say when you know they just want you to go away and let them sleep?
tough times.

just left my full time job as a commercial illustrator today. gonna draw pictures all day every day for myself instead.
guess i'll see you in mcdonalds. and dont go asking me for any complicated burgers because i dont know how to make burgers.
unless you want a photoshop burger.

i could paint you one i suppose. at least they'll look better than they taste...

...is that you don't stand a chance of replying to all the messages-
by the time you replied to three, you have 100 more...
i woke up this morning & thought someone had spammed my inbox haha

well i'll be 147 by the time i've answered them all, but until then
THANK YOU EVERYONE! im smiling.